I don’t get silver at all.

These are some of the greatest earings I have ever seen. But for some strange reason, at the last second SOMEONE decided to ruin them by making them silver. There isn’t a lot of insightful thought processes behind my deep hatred for silver. I simply like gold. Fake gold. Real gold. Gold. It’s prettier. It’s shinier. It is betterer. Silver is for hippies. So are hacky sacks. So is Burning Man. And, you don’t wanna end up there…..DO YOU?

GOLD.