No comprende “these things.”
I had the above tights explained to me, sort of like this. “They are for girls who want to wear tights, but don’t want to harness their asses,” or something. I believe the concept is a LITTLE like the thong idea, yet not really at all.
I’m going to go one level up on this. As someone who regardless of how thin she is, always has a giant ass, I don’t think these are made for “me.” I presume these for for very thin, very bootiless types. They listen to the rap songs and want to shake their asses, but since they have “none” are unable to do “so.”
I, on the other hand can effectively do the Beyonce-booty-shake in a pair of fucking Spanx.
So yeah. I think I am going to pass on these!