I firmly believe Paris Hilton is not a lesbian hooker

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Some weird girl has come forward claiming that she participated in lesbian make out seshes with Ms. Hilton. Said lesbian sessions were allegedly watched by dudes for money. Maybe it’s just me, but Paris Hilton has a trust fund the size of a medium sized run-of-the-mill country. I doubt this girl is taking cash from dudes to let them watch her bump it with some weird girl.

TEAM PARIS.

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2 Responses to “I firmly believe Paris Hilton is not a lesbian hooker”

  1. I think I like Paris Hilton.

  2. sarah morrison Says:

    me too. i really do.

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