Archive for June, 2009

I hope this photo doesn’t give anyone nightmares

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on June 30, 2009 by sarah morrison

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Jeremy Scott did a line for this whole Barbie debacle that is infiltrating a bunch of grown folks lives. I was at Fred Segal for my friend Claudia’s pop-up shop. She was talking. I was pretending to listen. Because behind her were these LEGGINGS.. These Barbie print leggings pictured on either side of the scary face above. It was like they were calling me like how the TV talked to that weird lil girl in the Poltergeist. I feel like they need me. But I have no idea what I plan to wear with them or where I plan to wear them without being judged….

Oh and yes, there is also a BODYSUIT.

Discuss….

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Wisteria Lane is about to get MAD Jersey…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on June 30, 2009 by sarah morrison

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Holy shit you guys! Drea de Matteo is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives next season. The Daily News reports that she will play the matriarch of (giant shock) an Italian family that moves down the block with her “contractor” husband.  Since we are talking about it, I am also looking for a “contractor” to call my own. Since my new goal in life is to become a Housewife of New Jersey.

Now they need to replace ALL the other boring characters on Desperate Housewives and we should be good to go!

Off color t-shirts to commemorate the Oxy Clean guy!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on June 30, 2009 by sarah morrison

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Our friends’s at snowboarding site Yobeat.com made this. I think this is in response to this off colored Michael Jackson t-shirt. But snowboarder’s like snow and Oxy Clean and other white people stuff. Like white people! So go buy a t-shirt and see if Brooke actually made them or not. Then tell her she owes me money.

SADFACE

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on June 29, 2009 by sarah morrison

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Neither Solange nor Solange’s vagina look very good in her Rainbow Brite/M.I.A costume

😦

The new rape whistle

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on June 29, 2009 by sarah morrison

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Not only is this the awesomest looking girlie defense option out there, the Mace people say this is the most precise of any of their pepper spray products. Nothing says bad-ass Barbie, like pulling a pink pepper spray gun on a potential bad guy…or you know…exboyfriend?

Would you never?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on June 29, 2009 by sarah morrison

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Sadface, someone thought it would be a good idea to combine gladiator sandals with sneakers. Then they decided to market them to the street wear girl set. Brightside? There is finally another genre of shoes i want even less than gladiator sandals. And these would be them!

Lindsay Lohan turns 23. Wears weirdest outfit ever.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on June 29, 2009 by sarah morrison

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Lindsay Lohan had a birthday party to celebrate her 23 years of life and maybe her leggings line, from the looks of the signary. She appears to have chosen to build her strange outfit around her belly button ring. Admirable, yet completely unnerving…