Archive for May, 2009

“Are you with your friends? That’s lame. We are in a huge fight right now. xo”

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on May 29, 2009 by sarah morrison

Digital Dating Abuse is hilarious. I need to get in one of these relationships. Are they only available in high school form?

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Lip liner: someone’s really good idea

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 29, 2009 by sarah morrison

gwenstefani

There are a good deal of trends that when you stop and think about them you have absolutely no idea how on earth they caught on. Like really bad ideas. Like ideas that aren’t even sort of good. Ideas that may actually be “bad.”  Someone should try to bring back lip liner. But, someone other than me.

A dramatic reading of a break-up letter

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 29, 2009 by sarah morrison

breakup

Every wonder how stupid your dramatic (often drunk) emails to your significant and insignificant others sound when read by a dude making fun of YOU? Then this is for you! Plus this “letter” is especially AMAZING. This doesn’t stop being funny for some reason.

You are SO welcome.

Like chocolate but it doesn’t taste good.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on May 29, 2009 by sarah morrison

whitechocolateparis

Whats a collab you would be mad into? Soap and chocolate right? Cool. Cause luckily that already exists. It’s called White Chocolate. It’s got the same melt in your mouth capacity as regular chocolate but it tastes like nothing and has the exact same amount of calories. You can chew on a bar of soap tho for zero calories. I am gonna do that instead.

Winehouse: the new Lauryn Hill?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 28, 2009 by sarah morrison

Amy's cry for help

One album that never ceases to get rotation on a road trip with a carload of girls or a long day at the office is the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. It’s a  no fail. Every girl knows that album. Every girl loves that album. Every girl can tell you some story about a boy or a bestie or a bar-mitzvah and relate it to that album. Generally it leads to some conversation about how Lauryn Hill  has been making her follow up album for ten years. Rumors of her diva and crazy girl antics are discussed. Then everyone sighs and bursts into an off-key rendition of For Zion.
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I don’t get silver at all.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 28, 2009 by sarah morrison

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These are some of the greatest earings I have ever seen. But for some strange reason, at the last second SOMEONE decided to ruin them by making them silver. There isn’t a lot of insightful thought processes behind my deep hatred for silver. I simply like gold. Fake gold. Real gold. Gold. It’s prettier. It’s shinier. It is betterer. Silver is for hippies. So are hacky sacks. So is Burning Man. And, you don’t wanna end up there…..DO YOU?

GOLD.

The greatest white Jamacian “rapper” to ever come from Toronto!

Posted in Uncategorized on May 28, 2009 by sarah morrison

Snow performing his timeless hit “Informer.” No, I’ll lick your boom boom down! What!

Wait. What?