Archive for April, 2009

Making getting clean FUN again

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 21, 2009 by sarah morrison

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I am not a big fan of showering. To alleviate the judgment that comes along with admitting that and surrounding oneself with people who have heard you admit that, I started taking baths. They are a little more interactive and less serious than showers. Plus you can get selectively wet. That all-over wet thing is a huge drawback for me in regards to showering. But then. Then I realized baths are even funner in a bathing suit. Because then it’s more like swimming. Now I do that. No, I don’t really. Well, I did once. Twice. Whatever.

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Let me ruin this for you

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on April 21, 2009 by sarah morrison

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I am really into Drake. Love the mixtape. No big deal. I just literally can’t move past the whole he was in a wheel-chair on Degrassi bit. Watch this montage of photos from him ON Degrassi WHILE listening to this song. You will feel the exact same way.

Ikea vs the Holocaust Museum

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on April 21, 2009 by sarah morrison

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Have you been to the Holocaust Museum in DC? If not let me catch you up. The place was built by expert architects to simulate the actual Holocaust experience. You come in and are handed the passport of a Holocaust victim. You are then ushered into a freight elevator and propelled to the very top. You are forced to experience the entire museum, due to the fact there are no exits until you reach the end. Upon exiting, you find out the fate of the person whose passport you have been carrying around. You are then free to exit the museum 8 hours later with a bag-full of off-color Holocaust memorabilia from the gift shop. A little depressed. If not very depressed. (But certainly with more knowledgeable with a greater understanding of this devastating time in our world’s history.)

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that sound a lot like another place I have been to. You can’t quite put your finger on it. I know. Let me help. It’s Ikea. Ikea is a furniture Continue reading

“They are not gonna let you perform naked. I already asked.”

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on April 19, 2009 by sarah morrison

Drop Dead Gorgeous is a hilarious movie. Let’s all watch it again tons. So that I am able to hilariously reference it on the regular.

“I promise I never lose my Google hits, just my underwear.”

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 19, 2009 by sarah morrison

This video just propelled Lindsay Lohan from admirable to my own personal hero. Downward spiral of fun and maybe lesbianism here I come!

I wish these were mine :(

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on April 19, 2009 by sarah morrison

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These are the chubby kid from Stand By Me (Jerry O’Connell)’s parents!

Quote of the minute

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on April 19, 2009 by sarah morrison

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“Guys are like artichokes, it’s impossible to find the heart.” -Katy Perry TMIing live one night on stage to a buncha fans.